I love my bed best
Do i know why yet?
You want to know too I bet
But you should ask me first
Why do I love my bed?

The cushioning that I get
When I shove my bulk in it
Feels so great
That reason could be there first
Do you want to know why I love my bed?

It’s loyalty I guess
Makes it way there best
Than anything said in jest
And that reason might be the crest
Do you too lover you bed?