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Recorded Silliness (1:19): https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/sahutv4auzcy8hga3rftr/O-Holy-Shite.mp3?rlkey=5uxb6eaghv5st2yafpaljh3ly&st=ryecepjz&dl=0

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Compromised Carols: O Holy Shite!

Oh, holy shite,
I see that I’ve been drooling
I’m such a dunce
Wish for once
I was cool

This very night
I need some social schooling
If I am not
To be thought
A hopeless fool

A thrill of hope
I quickly scan the party
Is there some dope
Who will hang out with me?

Beg on my knees
Oh, teach me how to please them
An in-flu-en-cer
I-is what I crave to be

Oh maaake
A raaaake
Most handsomely
Out of mere
Meeeeee!

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