The poet spent a recent Christmas holed up and cackling like a hen while writing this, um, slightly bent series… 😆

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Recorded Reading (1:34): https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mm86dqqoi69oodaq0n0yq/O-Holy-Shite.m4a?rlkey=e2857rochs1zi4iup14thm5bt&dl=0

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O Holy Shite

Oh, holy shite,
I see that I’ve been drooling
I’m such a dunce
Wish for once
I was cool

This very night
I need some social schooling
If I am not
To be thought
A hopeless fool

A thrill of hope
I quickly scan the party
Is there some dope
Who will hang out with me?

Beg on my knees
Oh, teach me how to please them
An in-flu-en-cer
I-is what I crave to be

Oh maaake
A raaaake
Most handsomely
Out of mere
Meeeeee!

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Homeless until removal of the stalker/targeter/vandal/arsonist following her allows her to approach any landlord ~ even for a private parking space ~ this poet presently lives under perpetual threat of towing with all possessions should her 23-year-old van stop running for any reason.

She is badly in need of a modest reserve with which to field any emergency which might occur.

Donors may visit http://www.UgiftABLE.com , using code #72D-31S. It does take several days for the poet to be notified of your patronage.

Thank you for reading, and may your holidays be happy ones.

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