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(Oh, you’re RIGHT, all y’all ~ this hatred thing is a whole lot of FUN!!!)

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Recorded Reading (1:09): https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qx9bhegx5t869ud8zof2q/I-am-a-Tiny-Brained-Man.wav?rlkey=4n9gbrt4nqjr3wkm7o4q6n1jy&dl=0

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I Am a Tiny Brained Man

I am a tiny brained man
I have a peepee to match
So I spread my opinion
Covered up, like an onion
But obnoxiously, also ~ well, natch!

You see, I’ve got this going for me:
I’ve got the company truck
Which makes me look like
Not an overgrown tyke
But a real live mature man, ha-yuck!

So I drive by that little old lady
Who all ma friends like to scare
Because, yep, ha-yuck
She’s just a duck
A-settin’ all harmlessly there

I’m no good at thinking quite clearly
Certainly no good at writin’
But I am the man
Count on you can
Somebody helpless to frighten

I’d never in one million years
Try this with another man ~ no!
That would be froward
And I am a coward
From birth till unto death I go!

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This poet is physically disabled. Public housing being insufficient to her medical and creative needs, she is presently living, in order to continue working, in her minivan, publishing all of her works using one thumb on the touch screen of her smartphone, surviving at an income of a fraction of her nation’s poverty level. She would treasure any donation you might care to offer ~ http://www.UgiftABLE.com ● #72D-31S.

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